The Monday Poem is brought to you by Professor Jim Gormley of the English Department. Enjoy!
A young man climbed up Mount Rainier
On a day that was perfectly clear
And through his telescope
He watched a big dope
Steal his bicycle and disappear.
There was a young lady of Newark
Who rode a train daily to work
Then returned to the station
For the same transportation
At six o’clock when she was through work.
An old Lutheran near Owatonna
Raised ten acres of marijuana.
It went up in a blaze
And for seventeen days
He had visions of the Blessed Madonna.
A young fellow left Puget Sound
To move to Spokane and he found
That he hated blue sky
And the air was too dry
And the coffee improperly ground.